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Kako laje pas Dzejms Bonda?
Av, avav... :-D
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Koliko sklekova može da uradi Čak Noris?
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anfakabl wrote:Koliko sklekova može da uradi Čak Noris?
Sve!
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:shock: jedan od boljih o Čak Norisu?
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priča jedan penzioner drugom, na temu svinjskog gripa:

-vidim da se ljudi, posebno mlađi, plaše ovog novog gripa. jutros sam u hodniku zgrade, video nekog mladića kako se sam vakciniše!
"this is my final fit, my final bellyache with no alarms and no surprises, no alarams and no surprises, no alarams and no surprises, please!"
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- zašto u Zemunu kiša nikada ne pada?
- ne sme!
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7474 wrote:priča jedan penzioner drugom, na temu svinjskog gripa:

-vidim da se ljudi, posebno mlađi, plaše ovog novog gripa. jutros sam u hodniku zgrade, video nekog mladića kako se sam vakciniše!
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Kaže Mujo Hasi: -Sinoć sam šetao prugom i video prekrasnu devojku zavezanu za prugu. Kada sam je oslobodio, vodli smo ljubav na nezamislive načine... Haso upita: -Jel' ti pušila? -Nije bolan, nisam joj mogao naći glavu!
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Pita Tadić Mariju Šerifović: Što si glasala za radikale?! Pa platili mi! A mi što smo ti sredili da ne ideš u vojsku, to ništa??!! ...
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Mauriko wrote:Kaže Mujo Hasi: -Sinoć sam šetao prugom i video prekrasnu devojku zavezanu za prugu. Kada sam je oslobodio, vodli smo ljubav na nezamislive načine... Haso upita: -Jel' ti pušila? -Nije bolan, nisam joj mogao naći glavu!

brutalno! vrhunski crni humor! nije mi žao što me jebe nesanica, vredelo je ostati budan. xaxaxaxaxaxa!
odličan je!
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