An Israeli recently arrives at London's Heathrow airport.
As he fills out a form, the customs officer asks him: "Occupation?"
The Israeli promptly replies: "No, just visiting!"
Vozili se otac i sin noću automobilom kad primete stoperku. Stane otac da je pokupi malecki predje sa njom pozadi i nastave vožnju. Posle nekog vremena otac otvara prozor pali cigaretu i pita: Sine al ti duva!
Ma ne tata samo se ljubimo!!!.
Zove Cigo hitnu pomoc i kaze
molim vas dodjite hitno moje dete je progutalo kondom...
Zove Cigo ponovo posle pet minuta i kaze
ej ne morate dolaziti...nasao sam drugi!!
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